HAVING left mighty Rome, Aricia received me in but a middling inn: Heliodorus the rhetorician, most learned in the Greek language, was my fellow-traveler: thence we proceeded to Forum-Appi, stuffed with sailors and surly landlords. This stage, but one for better travelers than we, being laggard we divided into two; the Appian way is less tiresome to bad travelers. Here I, on account of the water, which was most vile, proclaim war against my belly, waiting not without impatience for my companions while at supper.
inde forum Appidiffertum nautis cauponibus atque malignis.hoc iter ignavi divisimus, altius ac nospraecinctis unum: minus est gravis Appia tardis.hic ego propter aquam, quod erat deterrima, ventriindico bellum, cenantis haud animo aequoexspectans comites. iam nox inducere terrisumbras et caelo diffundere signa parabat:tum pueri nautis, pueris convicia nautaeingerere: ‘huc adpelle’;
Now the night was preparing to spread her shadows upon the earth, and to display the constellations in the heavens. Then our slaves began to be liberal of their abuse to the watermen, and the watermen to our slaves. "Here bring to." "You are stowing in hundreds; hold, now sure there is enough."
‘trecentos inseris’; ‘ohe,iam satis est.’ dum aes exigitur, dum mula ligatur,tota abit hora. mali culices ranaeque palustresavertunt somnos;
Thus while the fare is paid, and the mule fastened, a whole hour is passed away. The cursed gnats, and frogs of the fens, drive off repose. While the waterman and a passenger, well-soaked with plenty of thick wine, vie with one another in singing the praises of their absent mistresses: at length the passenger being fatigued, begins to sleep; and the lazy waterman ties the halter of the mule, turned out a-grazing, to a stone, and snores, lying flat on his back. And now the day approached, when we saw the boat made no way; until a choleric fellow, one of the passengers, leaps out of the boat, and drubs the head and sides of both mule and waterman with a willow cudgel. At last we were scarcely set ashore at the fourth hour. We wash our faces and hands in thy water, O Feronia. Then, having dined, we crawled on three miles; and arrive under Anxur, which is built upon rocks that look white to a great distance. Maecenas was to come here, as was the excellent Cocceius, both sent embassadors on matters of great importance; having been accustomed to reconcile friends at variance. Here, having got sore eyes, I was obliged to use the black ointment. In the mean time came Macenas and Cocceius, and Fonteius Capito along with them, a man of perfect polish, and intimate with Mark Antony, no man more so.
absentem cantat amicammulta prolutus vappa nauta atque viatorcertatim; tandem fessus dormire viatorincipit ac missae pastum retinacula mulaenauta piger saxo religat stertitque supinus.iamque dies aderat, nil cum procedere lintremsentimus, donec cerebrosus prosilit unusac mulae nautaeque caput lumbosque salignofuste dolat: quarta vix demum exponimur hora.ora manusque tua lavimus, Feronia, lympha.milia tum pransi tria repimus atque subimusinpositum saxis late candentibus Anxur.huc venturus erat Maecenas optimus atqueCocceius, missi magnis de rebus uterquelegati, aversos soliti conponere amicos.hic oculis ego nigra meis collyria lippusinlinere. interea Maecenas advenit atqueCocceius Capitoque simul Fonteius, ad unguemfactus homo, Antoni, non ut magis alter, amicus.Fundos Aufidio Lusco praetore libenterlinquimus, insani ridentes praemia scribae,praetextam et latum clavum prunaeque vatillum.
Without regret we passed Fundi, where Aufidius Luscus was praetor, laughing at the honors of that crazy scribe, his praetexta, laticlave, and pan of incense. At our next stage, being weary, we tarry in the city of the Mamurrae, Murena complimenting us with his house, and Capito with his kitchen.
in Mamurrarum lassi deinde urbe manemus,Murena praebente domum, Capitone culinam.postera lux oritur multo gratissima;
The next day arises, by much the most agreeable to all: for Plotius, and Varius, and Virgil met us at Sinuessa; souls more candid ones than which the world never produced, nor is there a person in the world more bound to them than myself. 0h what embraces, and what transports were there! While I am in my senses, nothing can I prefer to a pleasant friend. The village, which is next adjoining to the bridge of Campania, accommodated us with lodging [at night]; and the public officers with such a quantity of fuel and salt as they are obliged to [by law]. From this place the mules deposited their pack-saddles at Capua betimes [in the morning]. Maecenas goes to play [at tennis]; but I and Virgil to our repose: for to play at tennis is hurtful to weak eyes and feeble constitutions.
namquePlotius et Varius Sinuessae Vergiliusqueoccurrunt, animae, qualis neque candidioresterra tulit neque quis me sit devinctior alter.o qui conplexus et gaudia quanta fuerunt.nil ego contulerim iucundo sanus amico.proxima Campano ponti quae villula, tectumpraebuit et parochi, quae debent, ligna salemque.hinc muli Capuae clitellas tempore ponunt.lusum it Maecenas, dormitum ego Vergiliusque;namque pila lippis inimicum et ludere crudis.hinc nos Coccei recipit plenissima villa,quae super est Caudi cauponas.
From this place the villa of Cocceius, situated above the Caudian inns, which abounds with plenty, receives us. Now, my muse, I beg of you briefly to relate the engagement between the buffoon Sarmentus and Messius Cicirrus; and from what ancestry descended each began the contest. The illutrious race of Messius-Oscan: Sarmentus's mistress is still alive. Sprung from such families as these, they came to the combat. First, Sarmentus: "I pronounce thee to have the look of a mad horse." We laugh; and Messius himself [says], "I accept your challenge:" and wags his head. "O!" cries he, "if the horn were not cut off your forehead, what would you not do; since, maimed as you are, you bully at such a rate?" For a foul scar has disgraced the left part of Messius's bristly forehead. Cutting many jokes upon his Campanian disease, and upon his face, he desired him to exhibit Polyphemus's dance: that he had no occasion for a mask, or the tragic buskins. Cicirrus [retorted] largely to these: he asked, whether he had consecrated his chain to the household gods according to his vow; though he was a scribe, [he told him] his mistress's property in him was not the less. Lastly, he asked, how lie ever came to run away; such a lank meager fellow, for whom a pound of corn [a-day] would be ample. We were so diverted, that we continued that supper to an unusual length.
nunc mihi paucisSarmenti Scurrae pugnam Messique Cicerri,Musa, velim memores et quo patre natus uterquecontulerit litis. Messi clarum genus Osci;Sarmenti domina exstat: ab his maioribus ortiad pugnam venere. prior Sarmentus ‘equi teesse feri similem dico.’ ridemus, et ipseMessius ‘accipio,’ caput et movet. ‘o tua cornuni foret exsecto frons,’ inquit, ‘quid faceres, cumsic mutilus minitaris?’ at illi foeda cicatrixsaetosam laevi frontem turpaverat oris.Campanum in morbum, in faciem permulta iocatus,pastorem saltaret uti Cyclopa rogabat:nil illi larva aut tragicis opus esse cothurnis.multa Cicerrus ad haec: donasset iamne catenamex voto Laribus, quaerebat; scriba quod esset,nilo deterius dominae ius esse; rogabatdenique, cur umquam fugisset, cui satis unafarris libra foret, gracili sic tamque pusillo.prorsus iucunde cenam producimus illam.tendimus hinc recta Beneventum, ubi sedulus hospespaene macros arsit dum turdos versat in igni.
Hence we proceed straight on for Beneventum; where the bustling landlord almost burned himself, in roasting some lean thrushes: for, the fire falling through the old kitchen [floor], the spreading flame made a great progress toward the highest part of the roof. Then you might have seen the hungry guests and frightened slaves snatching their supper out [of the flames], and every body endeavoring to extinguish the fire.
nam vaga per veterem dilapso flamma culinamvolcano summum properabat lambere tectum.convivas avidos cenam servosque timentistum rapere atque omnis restinguere velle videres.
After this Apulia began to discover to me her well-known mountains, which the Atabulus scorches [with his blasts]: and through which we should never have crept, unless the neighboring village of Trivicus had received us, not without a smoke that brought tears into our eyes; occasioned by a hearth's burning some green boughs with the leaves upon them. Here, like a great fool as I was, I wait till midnight for a deceitful mistress: sleep, however, overcomes me, while meditating love; and disagreeable dreams make me ashamed of myself and every thing about me.
incipit ex illo montis Appulia notosostentare mihi, quos torret Atabulus et quosnunquam erepsemus, nisi nos vicina Trivicivilla recepisset lacrimoso non sine fumo,udos cum foliis ramos urente camino.hic ego mendacem stultissimus usque puellamad mediam noctem exspecto; somnus tamen aufertintentum Veneri; tum inmundo somnia visunocturnam vestem maculant ventremque supinum.
Hence we were bowled away in chaises twenty-four miles, intending to stop at a little town, which one can not name in a verse, but it is easily enough known by description. For water is sold here, though the worst in the world; but their bread is exceeding fine, inasmuch that the weary traveler is used to carry it willingly on his shoulders; for [the bread] at Canusium is gritty; a pitcher of water is worth no more [than it is here]: which place was formerly built by the valiant Diomedes. Here Varius departs dejected from his weeping friends.
quattuor hinc rapimur viginti et milia raedis,mansuri oppidulo, quod versu dicere non est,signis perfacile est: venit vilissima rerumhic aqua, sed panis longe pulcherrimus, ultracallidus ut soleat umeris portare viator.nam Canusi lapidosus, aquae non ditior urna:qui locus a forti Diomede est conditus olim.flentibus hinc Varius discedit maestus amicis.inde Rubos fessi pervenimus, utpote longumcarpentes iter et factum corruptius imbri.
Hence we came to Rabi, fatigued: because we made a long journey, and it was rendered still more troublesome by the rains. Next day the weather was better, the road worse, even to the very walls of Barium that abounds in fish. In the next place Egnatia, which [seems to have] been built on troubled waters, gave us occasion for jests and laughter; for they wanted to persuade us, that at this sacred portal the incense melted without fire. The Jew Apella may believe this, not I. For I have learned [from Epicurus], that the gods dwell in a state of tranquillity; nor, if nature effect any wonder, that the anxious gods send it from the high canopy of the heavens. Brundusium ends both my long journey, and my paper.
postera tempestas melior, via peior ad usqueBari moenia piscosi; dein Gnatia lymphisiratis exstructa dedit risusque iocosque,dum flamma sine tura liquescere limine sacropersuadere cupit. credat Iudaeus Apella,non ego; namque Deos didici securum agere aevomnec, siquid miri faciat natura, deos idtristis ex alto caeli demittere tecto.Brundisium longae finis chartaeque viaeque est.
NOT Maecenas, though of all the Lydians that ever inhabited the Tuscan territories, no one is of a nobler family than yourself; and though you have ancestors both on father's and mother's side, that in times past have had the command of mighty legions; do you, as the generality are wont, toss up your nose at obscure people, such as me, who had [only] a freed-man for my father: since you affirm that it is of no consequence of what parents any man is born, so that he be a man of merit. You persuade yourself, with truth, that before the dominions of Tullius, and the reign of one born a slave, frequently numbers of men descended from ancestors of no rank, have both lived as men of merit, and have been distinguished by the greatest honors: [while] on the other hand Laevinus, the descendant of that famous Valerius, by whose means Tarquinius Superbus was expelled from his kingdom, was not a farthing more esteemed [on account of his family, even] in the judgment of the people, with whose disposition you are well acquainted; who often foolishly bestow honors on the unworthy, and are from their stupidity slaves to a name: who are struck with admiration by inscriptions and statues. What is it fitting for us to do, who are far, very far removed from the vulgar [in our sentiments]? For grant it, that the people had rather confer a dignity on Laevinus than on Decius, who is a new man; and the censor Appius would expel me [the senate-house], because I was not sprung from a sire of distinction: and that too deservedly, inasmuch as I rested not content in in my own condition. But glory drags in her dazzling car the obscure as closely fettered as those of nobler birth. What did it profit you, O Tullius, to resume the robe that you [were forced] to lay aside, and. become a tribune [again] Envy increased upon you, which had been less, if you had remained in a private station. For when any crazy fellow has laced the middle of his leg with the sable buskins, and has let flow the purple robe from his breast, he immediately hears: "Who is this man? Whose son is he?" Just as if there be any one, who labors under the same distemper as Barrus does, so that he is ambitious of being reckoned handsome; let him go where he will, he excites curiosity among the girls of inquiring into particulars; as what sort of face, leg, foot, teeth, hair, he has. Thus he who engages to his citizens to take care of the city, the empire, and Italy, and the sanctuaries of the gods, forces every mortal to be solicitous, and to ask from what sire he is descended, or whether he is base by the obscurity of his mother. What? do you, the son of a Syrus, a Dama, or a Dionysius, dare to cast down the citizens of Rome from the [Tarpeian] rock, or deliver them up to Cadmus [the executioner]? But, [you may say,] my colleague Novius sits below me by one degree: for he is only what my father was. And therefore do you esteem yourself a Paulus or a Messala? But he (Novius), if two hundred carriages and three funerals were to meet in the forum, could make noise enough to drown all their horns and trumpets: this [kind of merit] at least has its weight with us.
Non quia, Maecenas, Lydorum quidquid Etruscosincoluit finis, nemo generosior est te,nec quod avus tibi maternus fuit atque paternusolim qui magnis legionibus imperitarent,ut plerique solent, naso suspendis aduncoignotos, ut me libertino patre natum.cum referre negas, quali sit quisque parentenatus, dum ingenuus, persuades hoc tibi vere,ante potestatem Tulli atque ignobile regnummultos saepe viros nullis maioribus ortoset vixisse probos amplis et honoribus auctos;contra Laevinum, Valeri genus, unde SuperbusTarquinius regno pulsus fugit, unius assisnon umquam pretio pluris licuisse, notanteiudice quo nosti, populo, qui stultus honoressaepe dat indignis et famae servit ineptus,qui stupet in titulis et imaginibus. quid oportetnos facere a volgo longe longeque remotos?namque esto: populus Laevino mallet honoremquam Decio mandare novo censorque moveretAppius, ingenuo si non essem patre natus:vel merito, quoniam in propria non pelle quiessem.sed fulgente trahit constrictos gloria currunon minus ignotos generosis. quo tibi, Tulli,sumere depositum clavom fierique tribuno?invidia adcrevit, privato quae minor esset.nam ut quisque insanus nigris medium impediit cruspellibus et latum demisit pectore clavom,audit continuo ‘quis homo hic est? quo patre natus?’ut siqui aegrotet quo morbo Barrus, haberiet cupiat formosus, eat quacumque, puellisiniciat curam quaerendi singula, qualisit facie, sura, quali pede, dente, capillo:sic qui promittit civis, urbem sibi curae,imperium fore et italiam, delubra Deorum,quo patre sit natus, num ignota matre inhonestus,omnis mortalis curare et quaerere cogit.‘tune, Syri Damae aut Dionysi filius, audesdeicere de saxo civis aut tradere Cadmo?’‘at Novius collega gradu post me sedet uno;namque est ille, pater quod erat meus.’ ‘hoc tibi Pauluset Messalla videris? at hic, si plostra ducentaconcurrantque foro tria funera, magna sonabit,cornua quod vincatque tubas: saltem tenet hoc nos.’nunc ad me redeo libertino patre natum,quem rodunt omnes libertino patre natum,nunc, quia, Maecenas, tibi sum convictor, at olim,quod mihi pareret legio Romana tribuno.
Now I return to myself, who am descended from a freedman; whom every body nibbles at, as being descended from a freed-man. Now, because, Maecenas, I am a constant guest of yours; but formerly, because a Roman legion was under my command, as being a military tribune. This latter case is different from the former: for, though any person perhaps might justly envy me that post of honor, yet could he not do so with regard to your being my friend! especially as you are cautious to admit such as are worthy; and are far from having any sinister ambitious views. I can not reckon myself a lucky fellow on this account, as if it were by accident that I got you for my friend; for no kind of accident threw you in my way. That best of men, Virgil, long ago, and after him, Varius, told you what I was. When first I came into your presence, I spoke a few words in a broken manner (for childish bashfulness hindered me from speaking more); I did not tell you that I was the issue of an illustrious father: I did not [pretend] that I rode about the country on a Satureian horse, but plainly what I really was; you answer (as your custom is) a few words: I depart: and you re-invite me after the ninth month, and command me to be in the number of your friends. I esteem it a great thing that I pleased you, who distinguish probity from baseness, not by the illustriousness of a father, but by the purity of heart and feelings.
dissimile hoc illi est, quia non, ut forsit honoremiure mihi invideat quivis, ita te quoque amicum,praesertim cautum dignos adsumere, pravaambitione procul. felicem dicere non hocme possim, casu quod te sortitus amicum;nulla etenim mihi te fors obtulit: optimus olimVergilius, post hunc Varius dixere, quid essem.ut veni coram, singultim pauca locutus —infans namque pudor prohibebat plura profari —non ego me claro natum patre, non ego circumme Satureiano vectari rura caballo,sed quod eram narro. respondes, ut tuus est mos,pauca; abeo, et revocas nono post mense iubesqueesse in amicorum numero. magnum hoc ego duco,quod placui tibi, qui turpi secernis honestumnon patre praeclaro, sed vita et pectore puro.atqui si vitiis mediocribus ac mea paucismendosa est natura, alioqui recta, velut siegregio inspersos reprendas corpore naevos,si neque avaritiam neque sordes nec mala lustraobiciet vere quisquam mihi, purus et insons,ut me collaudem, si et vivo carus amicis,causa fuit pater his;
And yet if my disposition be culpable for a few faults, and those small ones, otherwise perfect (as if you should condemn moles scattered over a beautiful skin), if no one can justly lay to my charge avarice, nor sordidness, nor impure haunts; if, in fine (to speak in my own praise), I live undefiled, and innocent, and dear to my friends; my father was the cause of all this: who though a poor man on a lean farm, was unwilling to send me to a school under [the pedant] Flavius, where great boys, sprung from great centurions, having their satchels and tablets swung over their left arm, used to go with money in their hands the very day it was due; but had the spirit to bring me a child to Rome, to be taught those arts which any Roman knight and senator can teach his own children. So that, if any person had considered my dress, and the slaves who attended me in so populous a city, he would have concluded that those expenses were supplied to me out of some hereditary estate. He himself, of all others the most faithful guardian, was constantly about every one of my prcceptors. Why should I multiply words? He preserved me chaste (which is the first honor of virtue) not only from every actual guilt, but likewise from [every] foul imputation, nor was he afraid lest any should turn it to his reproach, if I should come to follow a business attended with small profits, in capacity of an auctioneer, or (what he was himself) a taxgatherer. Nor [had that been the case] should I have complained. On this account the more praise is due to him, and from me a greater degree of gratitude. As long as I am in my senses, I can never be ashamed of such a father as this, and therefore shall not apologize [for my birth], in the manner that numbers do, by affirming it to be no fault of theirs. My language and way of thinking is far different from such persons. For if nature were to make us from a certain term of years to go over our past time again, and [suffer us] to choose other parents, such as every man for ostentation's sake would wish for himself; I, content with my own, would not assume those that are honored with the ensigns and seats of state; [for which I should seem] a madman in the opinion of the mob, but in yours, I hope a man of sense; because I should be unwilling to sustain a troublesome burden, being by no means used to it. For I must [then] immediately set about acquiring a larger fortune, and more people must be complimented; and this and that companion must be taken along, so that I could neither take a jaunt into the country, or a journey by myself; more attendants and more horses must be fed; coaches must be drawn. Now, if I please, I can go as far as Tarentum on my bob-tailed mule, whose loins the portmanteau galls with his weight, as does the horseman his shoulders. No one will lay to my charge such sordidness as he may, Tullius, to you, when five slaves follow you, a praetor, along the Tiburtian way, carrying a traveling kitchen, and a vessel of wine. Thus I live more comfortably, O illustrious senator, than you, and than thousands of others. Wherever I have a fancy, I walk by myself: I inquire the price of herbs and bread: I traverse the tricking circus, and the forum often in the evening: I stand listening among the fortune-tellers: thence I take myself home to a plate of onions, pulse, and pancakes. My supper is served up by three slaves; and a white stone slab supports two cups and a brimmer: near the salt-cellar stands a homely cruet with a little bowl, earthen-ware from Campania. Then I go to rest; by no means concerned that I must rise in the morning, and pay a visit to the statue of Marsyas, who denies that he is able to bear the look of the younger Novius. I lie a-bed to the fourth hour; after that I take a ramble, or having read or written what may amuse me in my privacy, I am anointed with oil, but not with such as the nasty Nacca, when he robs the lamps.
qui macro pauper agellonoluit in Flavi ludum me mittere, magniquo pueri magnis e centurionibus ortilaevo suspensi loculos tabulamque lacertoibant octonos referentes Idibus aeris,sed puerum est ausus Romam portare docendumartis quas doceat quivis eques atque senatorsemet prognatos. vestem servosque sequentis,in magno ut populo, siqui vidisset, avitaex re praeberi sumptus mihi crederet illos.ipse mihi custos incorruptissimus omniscircum doctores aderat. quid multa? pudicum,qui primus virtutis honos, servavit ab omninon solum facto, verum opprobrio quoque turpinec timuit, sibi ne vitio quis verteret, olimsi praeco parvas aut, ut fuit ipse, coactormercedes sequerer; neque ego essem questus. at hoc nunclaus illi debetur et a me gratia maior.nil me paeniteat sanum patris huius, eoquenon, ut magna dolo factum negat esse suo pars,quod non ingenuos habeat clarosque parentes,sic me defendam. longe mea discrepat istiset vox et ratio. nam si natura iubereta certis annis aevum remeare peractumatque alios legere, ad fastum quoscumque parentesoptaret sibi quisque, meis contentus honestosfascibus et sellis nollem mihi sumere, demensiudicio volgi, sanus fortasse tuo, quodnollem onus haud umquam solitus portare molestum.nam mihi continuo maior quaerenda foret resatque salutandi plures, ducendus et unuset comes alter, uti ne solus rusve peregre⟨ve⟩exirem, plures calones atque caballipascendi, ducenda petorrita. nunc mihi curtoire licet mulo vel si libet usque Tarentum,mantica cui lumbos onere ulceret atque eques armos.obiciet nemo sordis mihi, quas tibi, Tulli,cum Tiburte via praetorem quinque secunturte pueri, lasanum portantes oenophorumque.hoc ego commodius quam tu, praeclare senator,milibus atque aliis vivo. quacumque libido est,incedo solus, percontor quanti holus ac far,fallacem Circum vespertinumque pererrosaepe forum, adsisto divinis, inde domum mead porri et ciceris refero laganique catinum;cena ministratur pueris tribus et lapis albuspocula cum cyatho duo sustinet, adstat echinusvilis, cum patera guttus, Campana supellex.deinde eo dormitum, non sollicitus, mihi quod crassurgendum sit mane, obeundus Marsya, qui sevoltum ferre negat Noviorum posse minoris.ad quartam iaceo; post hanc vagor aut ego lectoaut scripto quod me tacitum iuvet unguor olivo,non quo fraudatis inmundus Natta lucernis.ast ubi me fessum sol acrior ire lavatumadmonuit, fugio campum lusumque trigonem.pransus non avide, quantum interpellet inaniventre diem durare, domesticus otior.
But when the sun, become more violent, has reminded me to go to baths, I avoid the Campus Martius and the game of hand-ball. Having dined in a temperate manner, just enough to hinder me from having an empty stomach, during the rest of the day I trifle in my own house. This is the life of those who are free from wretched and burthensome ambition: with such things as these I comfort myself, in a way to live more delightfully than if my grandfather had been a quaestor, and father and uncle too.
haec estvita solutorum misera ambitione gravique;his me consolor victurum suavius ac siquaestor avus pater atque meus patruusque fuisset.Proscripti Regis Rupili pus atque venenumhybrida quo pacto sit Persius ultus, opinoromnibus et lippis notum et tonsoribus esse.
IN what manner the mongrel Persius revenged the filth and venom of Rupilius, surnamed King, is I think known to all the blind men and barbers. This Persius, being a man of fortune, had very great business at Clazomenae, and, into the bargain, certain troublesome litigations wtth King; a hardened fellow, and one who was able to exceed even King in virulence; confident, blustering, of such a bitterness of speech, that he would outstrip the Sisennae and Barri, if ever so well equipped.
Persius hic permagna negotia dives habebatClazomenis et iam litis cum Rege molestas,durus homo atque odio qui posset vincere Regem,confidens, tumidus, adeo sermonis amari,Sisennas, Barros ut equis praecurreret albis.ad Regem redeo.
I return to King. After nothing could be settled betwixt them (for people among whom adverse war breaks out, are proportionably vexatious on the same account as they are brave. Thus between Hector, the son of Priam, and the highspirited Achilles, the rage was of so capital a nature, that only the final destruction [of one of them] could determine it; on no other account, than that valor in each of them was consummate. If discord sets two cowards to work; or if an engagement happens between two that are not of a match, as that of Diomed and the Lycian Glaucus; the worse man will walk off, [buying his peace] by voluntarily sending presents), when Brutus held as praetor the fertile Asia, this pair, Rupilius and Persius, encountered; in such a manner, that [the gladiators] Bacchius and Bithus were not better matched. Impetuous they hurry to the cause, each of them a fine sight.
postquam nihil inter utrumqueconvenit — hoc etenim sunt omnes iure molesti,quo fortes, quibus adversum bellum incidit: interHectora Priamiden, animosum atque inter Achillemira fuit capitalis, ut ultima divideret mors,non aliam ob causam, nisi quod virtus in utroquesumma fuit: duo si discordia vexet inertisaut si disparibus bellum incidat, ut Diomedicum Lycio Glauco, discedat pigrior, ultromuneribus missis. Bruto praetore tenenteditem Asiam, Rupili et Persi par pugnat, uti nonconpositum melius cum Bitho Bacchius. in iusacres procurrunt, magnum spectaculum uterque.Persius exponit causam; ridetur ab omniconventu; laudat Brutum laudatque cohortem,solem Asiae Brutum appellat stellasque salubrisappellat comites, excepto Rege;
Persius opens his case; and is laughed at by all the assembly; he extols Brutus, and extols the guard; he styles Brutus the sun of Asia, and his attendants he styles salutary stars, all except King; that he [he says,] came like that dog, the constellation hateful to husbandman: he poured along like a wintery flood, where the ax seldom comes.
canem illum,invisum agricolis sidus, venisse: ruebatflumen ut hibernum, fertur quo rara securis.tum Praenestinus salso multoque fluentiexpressa arbusto regerit convicia, durusvindemiator et invictus, cui saepe viatorcessisset magna conpellans voce cuculum.
Then, upon his running on in so smart and fluent a manner, the Praenestine [king] directs some witticisms squeezed from the vineyard, himself a hardy vine-dresser, never defeated, to whom the passenger had often been obliged to yield, bawling cuckoo with roaring voice.
at Graecus, postquam est Italo perfusus aceto,Persius exclamat: ‘per magnos, Brute, Deos teoro, qui reges consueris tollere, cur nonhunc Regem iugulas?
But the Grecian Persius, as soon as he had been well sprinkled with Italian vinegar, bellows out: O Brutus, by the great gods I conjure you, who are accustomed to take off kings, why do you not dispatch this King? Believe me, this is a piece of work which of right belongs to you.
operum hoc, mihi crede, tuorum est.’Olim truncus eram ficulnus, inutile lignum,cum faber, incertus scamnum faceretne Priapum,maluit esse Deum.
FORMERLY I was the trunk of a wild fig-tree, an useless log: when the artificer, in doubt whether he should make a stool or a Priapus of me, determined that I should be a god. Henceforward I became a god, the greatest terror of thieves and birds: for my right hand restrains thieves, and a bloodylooking pole stretched out from my frightful middle: but a reed fixed upon the crown of my head terrifies the mischievous birds, and hinders them from settling in these new gardens. Before this the fellow-slave bore dead corpses thrown out of their narrow cells to this place, in order to be deposited in paltry coffins. This place stood a common sepulcher for the miserable mob, for the buffoon Pantolabus, and Nomentanus the rake. Here a column assigned a thousand feet [of ground] in front, and three hundred toward the fields: that the burial-place should not descend to the heirs of the estate. Now one may live in the Esquiliae, [since it is made] a healthy place; and walk upon an open terrace, where lately the melancholy passengers beheld the ground frightful with white bones; though both the thieves and wild beasts accustomed to infest this place, do not occasion me so much care and trouble, as do [these hags], that turn people's minds by their incantations and drugs. These I can not by any means destroy nor hinder, but that they will gather bones and noxious herbs, as soon as the fleeting moon has shown her beauteous face.
Deus inde ego, furum aviumquemaxima formido; nam fures dextra coercetobscaenoque ruber porrectus ab inguine palus,ast inportunas volucres in vertice harundoterret fixa vetatque novis considere in hortis.huc prius angustis eiecta cadavera cellisconservus vili portanda locabat in arca;hoc miserae plebi stabat commune sepulcrum;Pantolabo scurrae Nomentanoque nepotimille pedes in fronte, trecentos cippus in agrumhic dabat, heredes monumentum ne sequeretur.nunc licet Esquiliis habitare salubribus atqueaggere in aprico spatiari, quo modo tristesalbis informem spectabant ossibus agrum,cum mihi non tantum furesque feraeque suetaehunc vexare locum curae sunt atque laboriquantum carminibus quae versant atque venenishumanos animos: has nullo perdere possumnec prohibere modo, simul ac vaga luna decorumprotulit os, quin ossa legant herbasque nocentis.vidi egomet nigra succinctam vadere pallaCanidiam pedibus nudis passoque capillo,cum Sagana maiore ululantem: pallor utrasquefecerat horrendas adspectu.
I myself saw Canidia, with her sable garment tucked up, walk with bare feet and disheveled hair, yelling together with the elder Sagana. Paleness had rendered both of them horrible to behold. They began to claw up the earth with their nails, and to tear a black ewe-lamb to pieces with their teeth.
scalpere terramunguibus et pullam divellere mordicus agnamcoeperunt; cruor in fossam confusus, ut indemanis elicerent animas responsa daturas.
The blood was poured into a ditch, that thence they might charm out the shades of the dead, ghosts that were to give them answers. There was a woolen effigy too, another of wax: the woolen one larger, which was to inflict punishment on the little one The waxen stood in a suppliant posture, as ready to perish in a servile manner. One of the hags invokes Hecate, and the other fell Tisiphone. Then might you see serpents and infernal bitches wander about; and the moon with blushes hiding behind the lofty monuments, that she might not be a witness to these doings. But if I lie, even a tittle, may my head be contaminated with the white filth of ravens; and may Julius, and the effeminate Miss Pediatous, and the knave Voranus, come to water upon me, and befoul me. Why should I mention every particular? viz. in what manner, speaking alternately with Sagana, the ghosts uttered dismal and piercing shrieks; and how by stealth they laid in the earth a wolf's beard, with the teeth of a spotted snake; and how a great blaze flamed forth from the waxen image? And how I was shocked at the voices and actions of these two furies, a spectator however by no means incapable of revenge? For from my cleft body of fig-tree wood I uttered a loud noise with as great an explosion as a burst bladder. But they ran into the city: and with exceeding laughter and diversion might you have seen Canidia's artificial teeth, and Sagana's towering tete of false hair falling off, and the herbs, and the enchanted bracelets from her arms.
lanea et effigies erat altera cerea: maiorlanea, quae poenis conpesceret inferiorem;cerea suppliciter stabat, servilibus ut quaeiam peritura modis. Hecaten vocat altera, saevamaltera Tisiphonen: serpentes atque videresinfernas errare canes lunamque rubentem,ne foret his testis, post magna latere sepulcra.mentior at siquid, merdis caput inquiner albiscorvorum atque in me veniat mictum atque cacatumIulius, et fragilis Pediatia, furque Voranus.singula quid memorem, quo pacto alterna loquentesumbrae cum Sagana resonarint triste et acutumutque lupi barbam variae cum dente colubraeabdiderint furtim terris et imagine cerealargior arserit ignis et ut non testis inultushorruerim voces Furiarum et facta duarum?nam, displosa sonat quantum vesica, pepedidiffissa nate ficus; at illae currere in urbem.canidiae dentis, altum Saganae caliendrumexcidere atque herbas atque incantata lacertisvincula cum magno risuque iocoque videres.
I was accidentally going along the Via Sacra, meditating on some trifle or other, as is my custom, and totally intent upon it. A certain person, known to me by name only, runs up; and, having seized my hand, "How do you do, my dearest fellow?"
Ibam forte Via Sacra, sicut meus est mos,nescio quid meditans nugarum, totus in illis:accurrit quidam notus mihi nomine tantum:arreptaque manu, ‘quid agis, dulcissime rerum?’‘suaviter, ut nunc est,’ inquam ‘et cupio omnia quae vis.’
"Tolerably well," say I, "as times go; and I wish you every thing you can desire."
cum adsectaretur, ‘numquid vis?’
When he still followed me; "Would you any thing?" said I to him.
occupo. at ille‘noris nos’ inquit;
But, "You know me," says he: "I am a man of learning."
‘docti sumus.’ hic ego ‘plurishoc’ inquam ‘mihi eris.’
"Upon that account," says I: "you will have more of my esteem." Wanting sadly to get away from him, sometimes I walked on apace, now and then I stopped, and I whispered something to my boy. When the sweat ran down to the bottom of my ankles. 0, said I to myself, Bolanus, how happy were you in a headpiece!
misere discedere quaerensire modo ocius, interdum consistere, in auremdicere nescio quid puero, cum sudor ad imosmanaret talos. ‘o te, Bollane, cerebrifelicem’ aiebam tacitus, cum quidlibet illegarriret, vicos, urbem laudaret.
Meanwhile he kept prating on any thing that came uppermost, praised the streets, the city; and, when I made him no answer; "You want terribly," said he "to get away; I perceived it long ago; but you effect nothing. I shall still stick close to you; I shall follow you hence: where are you at present bound for?"
ut illinil respondebam, ‘misere cupis’ inquit ‘abire:iamdudum video; sed nil agis: usque tenebo;persequar hinc quo nunc iter est tibi.’
"There is no need for your being carried so much about: I want to see a person, who is unknown to you: he lives a great way off across the Tiber, just by Caesar's gardens."
‘nil opus est tecircumagi: quendam volo visere non tibi notum;trans Tiberim longe cubat is prope Caesaris hortos.’
"I have nothing to do, and I am not lazy; I will attend you thither." I hang down my ears like an ass of surly disposition, when a heavier load than ordinary is put upon his back.
‘nil habeo quod agam et non sum piger: usque sequar te.’demitto auriculas, ut iniquae mentis asellus,cum gravius dorso subiit onus.
He begins again: "If I am tolerably acquainted with myself, you will not esteem Viscus or Varius as a friend, more than me; for who can write more verses, or in a shorter time than I? Who can move his limbs with softer grace [in the dance]? And then I sing, so that even Hermogenes may envy."
incipit ille:‘si bene me novi, non Viscum pluris amicum,non Varium facies; nam quis me scribere plurisaut citius possit versus? quis membra moveremollius? invideat quod et Hermogenes, ego canto.’
Here there was an opportunity of interrupting him. "Have you a mother, [or any] relations that are interested in your welfare?"
interpellandi locus hic erat ‘est tibi mater,cognati, quis te salvo est opus?’
"Not one have I; I have buried them all."
‘haud mihi quisquam.omnis conposui.’
"Happy they! now I remain. Dispatch me: for the fatal moment is at hand, which an old Sabine sorceress, having shaken her divining urn, foretold when I was a boy; ‘This child, neither shall cruel poison, nor the hostile sword, nor pleurisy, nor cough, nor the crippling gout destroy: a babbler shall one day demolish him; if he be wise, let him avoid talkative people, as soon as he comes to man's estate.’"
‘felices. nunc ego resto.confice; namque instat fatum mihi triste, Sabellaquod puero cecinit divina mota anus urna:“hunc neque dira venena nec hosticus auferet ensisnec laterum dolor aut tussis nec tarda podagra:garrulus hunc quando consumet cumque: loquaces,si sapiat, vitet, simul atque adoleverit aetas.”
One fourth of the day being now passed, we came to Vesta's temple; and, as good luck would have it, he was obliged to appear to his recognizance; which unless he did, he must have lost his cause. "If you love me," said he, "step in here a little."
ventum erat ad Vestae, quarta iam parte dieipraeterita, et casu tum respondere vadatodebebat, quod ni fecisset, perdere litem.
"May I die! if I be either able to stand it out, or have any knowledge of the civil laws: and besides, I am in a hurry, you know whither."
‘si me amas,’ inquit ‘paulum hic ades.’ ‘inteream, siaut valeo stare aut novi civilia iura;
"I am in doubt what I shall do," said he; "whether desert you or my cause." "Me, I beg of you."
et propero quo scis.’
"I will not do it," said he; and began to take the lead of me. I (as it is difficult to contend with one's master) follow him.
‘dubius sum, quid faciam’, inquit,‘tene relinquam an rem.’ ‘me, sodes.’ ‘non faciam’ ille,et praecedere coepit;
"How stands it with Maecenas and you?" Thus he begins his prate again. "He is one of few intimates, and of a very wise way of thinking. No man ever made use of opportunity with more cleverness. You should have a powerful assistant, who could play an underpart, if you were disposed to recommend this man; may I perish, if you should not supplant all the rest!"
ego, ut contendere durumcum victore, sequor. ‘Maecenas quomodo tecum?’hinc repetit. ‘paucorum hominum et mentis bene sanae.’‘nemo dexterius fortuna est usus. haberesmagnum adiutorem, posset qui ferre secundas,hunc hominem velles si tradere: dispeream, nisummosses omnis.’
"We do not live there in the manner you imagine; there is not a house that is freer or more remote from evils of this nature. It is never of any disservice to me, that any particular person is wealthier or a better scholar than I am: every individual has his proper place." "You tell me a marvelous thing, scarcely credible."
‘non isto vivimus illic,quo tu rere, modo; domus hac nec purior ulla estnec magis his aliena malis; nil mi officit, inquam,ditior hic aut est quia doctior;
"But it is even so."
est locus unicuique suus.’
"You the more inflame my desires to be near his person."
‘magnum narras, vix credibile.’
"You need only be inclined to it: such is your merit, you will accomplish it: and he is capable of being won; and on that account the first access to him he makes difficult."
‘atquisic habet.’ ‘accendis quare cupiam magis illiproximus esse.’
"I will not be wanting to myself; I will corrupt his servants with presents; if I am excluded to-day, I will not desist; I will seek opportunities; I will meet him in the public streets; I will wait upon him home. Life allows nothing to mortals without great labor."
‘velis tantummodo: quae tua virtus,expugnabis: et est qui vinci possit eoquedifficilis aditus primos habet.’ ‘haud mihi dero:muneribus servos corrumpam; non, hodie siexclusus fuero, desistam; tempora quaeram,occurram in triviis, deducam.
While he was running on at this rate, lo! Fuscus Aristius comes up, a dear friend of mine, and one who knows the fellow well. We make a stop.
nil sine magnovita labore dedit mortalibus.’
"Whence come you? whither are you going?" he asks and answers. I began to twitch him [by the elbow], and to take hold of his arms [that were affectedly] passive, nodding and distorting my eyes, that he might rescue me. Cruelly arch he laughs, and pretends not to take the hint: anger galled my liver.
haec dum agit, ecceFuscus Aristius occurrit, mihi carus et illumqui pulchre nosset. consistimus. ‘unde venis etquo tendis?’ rogat et respondet. vellere coepiet pressare manu lentissima bracchia, nutans,distorquens oculos, ut me eriperet.
"Certainly," [said I, "Fuscus,] you said that you wanted to communicate something to me in private."
male salsusridens dissimulare; meum iecur urere bilis.
"I remember it very well; but will tell it you at a better opportunity: to-day is the thirtieth sabbath. Would you affront the circumcised Jews?" I reply, "I have no scruple [on that account]."
‘certe nescio quid secreto velle loqui teaiebas mecum.’ ‘memini bene, sed melioretempore dicam;
"But I have: I am something weaker, one of the multitude. You must forgive me: I will speak with you on another occasion." And has this sun arisen so disastrous upon me! The wicked rogue runs away, and leaves me under the knife.
hodie tricensima sabbata: vin tucurtis Iudaeis oppedere?’ ‘nulla mihi’ inquam‘relligio est.’ ‘at mi: sum paulo infirmior, unusmultorum. ignosces; alias loquar.’
But by luck his adversary met him: and, "Whither are you going, you infamous fellow?" roars he with a loud voice: and, "Do you witness the arrest?"
huncine solemtam nigrum surrexe mihi! fugit inprobus ac mesub cultro linquit.
I assent. He hurries him into court: there is a great clamor on both sides, a mob from all parts. Thus Apollo preserved me.
casu venit obvius illiadversarius et ‘quo tu, turpissime?’ magnainclamat voce, et ‘licet antestari?’
To be sure I did say, that the verses of Lucilius did not run smoothly. Who is so foolish an admirer of Lucilius, that he would not own this? But the same writer is applauded in the same Satire, on account of his having lashed the town with great humor. Nevertheless granting him this, I will not therefore give up the other [considerations]; for at that rate I might even admire the farces of Laberius, as fine poems. Hence it is by no means sufficient to make an auditor grin with laughter: and yet there is some degree of merit even in this. There is need of conciseness that the sentence may run, and not embarrass itself with verbiage, that overloads the sated ear; and sometimes a grave, frequently jocose style is necessary, supporting the character one while of the orator, and [at another] of the poet, now and then that of a graceful rallier that curbs the force of his pleasantry and weakens it on purpose. For ridicule often decides matters of importance more effectually and in a better manner, than severity. Those poets by whom the ancient comedy was written, stood upon this [foundation], and in this are they worthy of imitation: whom neither the smooth-faced Hermogenes ever read, nor that baboon who is skilled in nothing but singing [the wanton compositions of] Calvus and Catullus.
ego verooppono auriculam. rapit in ius; clamor utrimque,undique concursus. sic me servavit Apollo.Nempe inconposito dixi pede currere versusLucili. quis tam Lucili fautor inepte est,ut non hoc fateatur? at idem, quod sale multourbem defricuit, charta laudatur eadem.nec tamen hoc tribuens dederim quoque cetera; nam sicet Laberi mimos ut pulchra poemata mirer.ergo non satis est risu diducere rictumauditoris; et est quaedam tamen hic quoque virtus.est brevitate opus, ut currat sententia neu seinpediat verbis lassas onerantibus auris,et sermone opus est modo tristi, saepe iocoso,defendente vicem modo rhetoris atque poetae,interdum urbani, parcentis viribus atqueextenuantis eas consulto. ridiculum acrifortius et melius magnas plerumque secat res.illi, scripta quibus comoedia prisca viris est,hoc stabant, hoc sunt imitandi;
But [Lucilius, say they,] did a great thing, when he intermixed Greek words with Latin. O late-learned dunces! What! do you think that arduous and admirable, which was done by Pitholeo the Rhodian? But [still they cry] the style elegantly composed of both tongues is the more pleasant, as if Falernian wine is mixed with Chian. When you make verses, I ask you this question; were you to undertake the difficult cause of the accused Petillius, would you (for instance), forgetful of your country and your father, while Pedius, Poplicola, and Corvinus' sweat through their causes in Latin, choose to intermix words borrowed from abroad, like the double-tongued Canusinian. And as for myself, who was born on this side the water, when.I was about making Greek verses; Romulus appearing to me after midnight, when dreams are true, forbade me in words to this effect; "You could not be guilty of more madness by carrying timber into a wood, than by desiring to throng in among the great crowds of Grecian writers."
quos neque pulcherHermogenes umquam legit neque simius istenil praeter Calvum et doctus cantare Catullum.‘at magnum fecit, quod verbis Graeca Latinismiscuit.’ o seri studiorum, quine putetisdifficile et mirum, Rhodio quod Pitholeonticontigit? ‘at sermo lingua concinnus utraquesuavior, ut Chio nota si conmixta Falerni est.’cum versus facias, te ipsum percontor, an et cumdura tibi peragenda rei sit causa petilli?scilicet oblitus patriaeque patrisque Latini,cum Pedius causas exsudet Poplicola atqueCorvinus, patriis intermiscere petitaverba foris malis, Canusini more bilinguis.
While bombastical Alpinus murders Memnon, and while he deforms the muddy source of the Rhine, I amuse myself with these satires; which can neither be recited in the temple [of Apollo], as contesting for the prize when Tarpa presides as judge, nor can have a run over and over again represented in the theaters. You, O Fundanius, of all men breathing, are the most capable of prattling tales in a comic vein, how an artful courtesan and a Davus impose upon an old Chremes: Pollio sings the actions of kings in iambic measure; the sublime Varius composes the manly epic, in a manner that no one can equal: to Virgil the Muses, delighting in rural scenes, have granted the delicate and the elegant. It was this kind [of satiric writing], the Aticinian Varro and some others having attempted it without success, in which I may have some slight merit, inferior to the inventor: nor would I presume to pull off the [laurel] crown placed upon his brow with great applause.
atque ego cum Graecos facerem, natus mare citra,versiculos, vetuit me tali voce Quirinuspost mediam noctem visus, cum somnia vera:‘in silvam non ligna feras insanius ac simagnas Graecorum malis inplere catervas.’turgidus Alpinus iugulat dum Memnona dumquediffingit Rheni luteum caput, haec ego ludo,quae neque in aede sonent certantia, iudice Tarpa,nec redeant iterum atque iterum spectanda theatris.arguta meretrice potes Davoque Chremetaeludente senem comis garrire libellosunus vivorum, Fundani, Pollio regumfacta canit pede ter percusso; forte epos acerut nemo Varius ducit, molle atque facetumVergilio adnuerunt gaudentes rure Camoenae:hoc erat, experto frustra Varrone Atacinoatque quibusdam aliis, melius quod scribere possem,inventore minor;
But I said that he flowed muddily, frequently indeed bearing along more things which ought to be taken away than left. Be it so; do you, who are a scholar, find no fault with any thing in mighty Homer, I pray? Does the facetious Lucilius make no alterations in the tragedies of Accius? Does not he ridicule many of Ennius' verses, which are too light for the gravity [of the subject]? When he speaks of himself by no means as superior to what he blames. What should hinder me likewise, when I am reading the works of Lucilius, from inquiring whether it be his [genius], or the difficult nature of his subject, that will not suffer his verses to be more finished, and to run more smoothly than if some one, thinking it sufficient to conclude a something of six feet, be fond of writing two hundred verses before he eats, and as many after supper? Such was the genius of the Tuscan Cassius, more impetuous than a rapid river; who, as it is reported, was burned [at the funeral pile] with his own books and papers. Let it be allowed, I say, that Lucilius was a humorous and polite writer; that he was also more correct than [Ennius], the author of a kind of poetry [not yet] well cultivated, nor attempted by the Greeks, and [more correct likewise] than the tribe of our old poets: but yet he, if he had been brought down by the Fates to this age of ours, would have retrenched a great deal from his writings: he would have pruned off every thing that transgressed the limits of perfection; and, in the composition of verses, would often have scratched his head, and bit his nails to the quick.
neque ego illi detrahere ausimhaerentem capiti cum multa laude coronam.at dixi fluere hunc lutulentum, saepe ferentemplura quidem tollenda relinquendis. age quaeso,tu nihil in magno doctus reprehendis Homero?nil comis tragici mutat Lucilius acci?non ridet versus Enni gravitate minores,cum de se loquitur non ut maiore reprensis?quid vetat et nosmet Lucili scripta legentisquaerere, num illius, num rerum dura negaritversiculos natura magis factos et euntismollius ac siquis pedibus quid claudere senis,hoc tantum contentus, amet scripsisse ducentosante cibum versus, totidem coenatus, Etrusciquale fuit Cassi rapido ferventius amniingenium, capsis quem fama est esse librisqueambustum propriis. fuerit Lucilius, inquam,comis et urbanus, fuerit limatior idemquam rudis et Graecis intacti carminis auctorquamque poetarum seniorum turba; sed ille,si foret hoc nostrum fato delapsus in aevum,detereret sibi multa, recideret omne quod ultraperfectum traheretur, et in versu faciendosaepe caput scaberet vivos et roderet unguis.
You that intend to write what is worthy to be read more than once, blot frequently: and take no pains to make the multitude admire you, content with a few [judicious] readers. What, would you be such a fool as to be ambitious that your verses should be taught in petty schools? That is not my case. It is enough for me, that the knight [Maecenas] applauds: as the courageous actress, Arbuscula, expressed herself, in contempt of the rest of the audience, when she was hissed [by the populace]. What, shall that grubworm Pantilius have any effect upon me? Or can it vex me, that Demetrius carps at me behind my back? or because the trifler Fannius, that hanger-on to Hermogenes Tigellius, attempts to hurt me? May Plotius and Varius, Maecenas and Virgil, Valgius and Octavius approve these Satires, and the excellent Fuscus likewise; and I could wish that both the Visci would join in their commendations: ambition apart, I may mention you, O Pollio: you also, Messala, together with your brother; and at the same time, you, Bibulus and Servius; and along with these you, candid Furnius; many others whom, though men of learning and my friends, I purposely omit — to whom I could wish these Satires, such as they are, may give satisfaction; and I should be chagrined, if they pleased in a degree below my expectation. You, Demetrius, and you, Tigellius, I bid lament among the forms of your female pupils.
saepe stilum vertas, iterum quae digna legi sintscripturus, neque te ut miretur turba labores,contentus paucis lectoribus. an tua demensvilibus in ludis dictari carmina malis?non ego; nam satis est equitem mihi plaudere, ut audax,contemptis aliis, explosa Arbuscula dixit.men’ moveat cimex Pantilius? aut cruciet quodvellicet absentem Demetrius? aut quod ineptusFannius Hermogenis laedat conviva Tigelli?Plotius et Varius, Maecenas Vergiliusque,Valgius et probet haec Octavius optimus atqueFuscus et haec utinam Viscorum laudet uterqueambitione relegata. te dicere possum,Pollio, te, Messalla, tuo cum fratre, simulquevos, Bibule et Servi, simul his te, candide Furni,conpluris alios, doctos ego quos et amicosprudens praetereo, quibus haec, sint qualiacumque,arridere velim, doliturus, si placeant spedeterius nostra. Demetri, teque, Tigelli,discipularum inter iubeo plorare cathedras.
Go, boy, and instantly annex this Satire to the end of my book.
i, puer, atque meo citus haec subscribe libello.